Double M Haunted Hayrides Has a Bone to Pick With Unruly Guest

Someone Made Double M's Naughty List!

Apparently, someone went to Double M Haunted Hayrides in Ballston Spa over the weekend and decided the scariest thing at the attraction wasn't the monsters, but their own behavior.

According to a social media post from Double M, a guest allegedly pushed past one of their actresses, stole a prop, and left the property with it Saturday night.

Even Monsters Deserve Respect!

Look, the scare industry is serious business, and the people who work at these haunted attractions deserve respect.

Photo: Double M Hayrides Facebook

Even if someone you went to high school with is suddenly walking with a limp and a hunchback, missing a limb, or has an eyeball dangling from its socket, that doesn't give you the right to shove them around or steal their stuff.

These people are working hard to scare the crap out of you. Show some respect!

And clearly, Double M has its employees' backs.

Photo: Double M Hayrides Facebook

Double M's Hilarious Revenge

While the alleged offense might seem relatively minor, Double M wasn't about to let it slide. Instead of simply scolding the guest, they unleashed a hilariously petty list of lifelong curses.

Among their wishes for the sticky-fingered visitor:

• May your pillow always be warm on both sides.
• May you stub your toe every morning for the rest of your life.
• May the cheese on your pizza always stick to the box.
• May all your sodas be flat.
• May your socks always be slightly damp.
• May your phone charger only work in one position.

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And the grand finale? Double M hopes every haunted house this person visits for the rest of their life is filled with actors who know EXACTLY who they are.

Photo: Double M Hayrides Facebook